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Polish Chainsaw

Discussion in 'Creative, Hobby and Skills Forum' started by InTheWind, Sep 1, 2007.

  1. InTheWind

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    I built this nice Polish chainsaw for my Polish neighbor today.
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  2. CoreIssue

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    Hope he has a good sense o' humor.


    LOL!! :roflmbo:
     
  5. cbressler1976

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    I'm so ditzy...it took me a little while to get it....I was looking at it and wondering what's wrong with it...lol...then I came back and realized...oh...chainsaw...an electrical saw...stupid me...lol:swoon:
     
  6. InTheWind

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    I hope he doesn`t try too start it. :D
     
  7. Chrystalwuzhere

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    :roflmbo:

    Now that is a stroke of genius, my brother!

    :lol:
     
  8. Chrystalwuzhere

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    :clap: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Traveling man

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    Hey,
    I'm Polish!:grr:
     
  10. cbressler1976

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    i'm blonde and I get a lot of blonde jokes because I am also ditzy... <----I have had to deal with this my whole life!! ....so i understand:aww:
     
  11. InTheWind

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    Are ya really mad, just a joke didn`t mean to offend.
     
  12. City

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    :):
     
  13. Traveling man

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    I'm not mad just fooling. My family always enjoys a good Polish joke and that was good.:D
     
  14. InTheWind

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    Good deal. :yowza:
     
  15. Traveling man

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    This is not a Polish joke but I thought you would enjoy it. It is one of my favorites.

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
    around,looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in
    his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
    is watching you."
    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
    a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
    searching for more valuables.
    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
    a bell he heard,"Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light
    around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
    corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
    "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
    "Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
    you."
    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
    The parrot replied "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.":p
     
  16. City

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    Ha Ha Ha thats a great one! I needed a laugh today!
     
  17. City

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    Got any more?
     
  18. InTheWind

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    Good one TM, here`s one.

    A Polish guy goes in the hardware store to buy a saw,,wants a two man hand saw,,,clerk tells him he could cut more wood faster and easier WITH A CHAIN SAW,,,so he buys ,,,he is in the woods for several days and only cuts two wheelbarrows of wood,,,takes the chainsaw back to the store and tells the clerk he can't cut wood any faster than with his old hand saw,,,the clerk says let me see you'r chain saw ,,,pulls the cord and the saw roars loudly scaring the old man as he shouts ''WHAT THE HECK IS THAT NOISE''
     
  19. City

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    Ha Ha Ha!
     
  20. Traveling man

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    Alright heres another

    An Honest Mortician

    A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, please have my husband in a blue suit for viewing."The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says."No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says."Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "It cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice...
    so I switched the heads."
     

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